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Everybody get em' high; Friday, April 30, 2010 / 4:38 PM
Taeyang looks hot here ;D

Why can't MLY give us maths questions like these?
2 huge monsters went on a rampage in New York. My granny came to the rescue by biting them to death with her vampire dentures. (Kamikorosu yo!) When the monsters finally collasped, we measured their length. The purple monster was 3/4 the length of the green monster. If their total length was 3661m, what was the length of the purple monster?


Astronaut Andy and Spaceman Sandy went on their 1st spaceship flight with Xantrak, their alien friend. However, they vomited disgusting green stuff onto Xantrak's shoes. Xantrak was delighted to get a free meal. He collected the puke into 2 buckets to make spicy broth. The red bucket contained 2/5 as much puke as the blue bucket. If the total amount of puke the ecstatic alien collected was 4221 l, how much puke did the red bucket contain?



Andrew caught 2 vampires, a mother and a daughter, in a cemetery and chained them in his attic. He plays monopoly with them on Sundays. The daughter is 5/8 the age of the mother. If the mother is 282 years older than the daughter, what is the total age of the 2 vampires?


Professor Pazzy created 2 harpies in his lab and set them free on Sentosa Island. The harpies snatched my math teacher and my English teacher with their long sticky tongues and swallowed the whole. By the time the police managed to shoot down the harpies, my poor teachers were disgesting in the harpie's bellies. The total length of their tongues was 1548cm. If the shorter tongue was 1/5 the length of the longer tongue, how long was the longer tongue?


tralala, at Naomi's house now :D HAHA. Studying (:
Had PE today, ricdunkulously fun. Very failed catching. Like, super.
I CLEARED MY TABLE TODAY. Must be a miracle.
Sad, MYEs are coming soon.
I like pie.
EEK, bored.
I keep spelling Nuffnang as Nuffnag :/
I know who is Franklin Thomas now! :D [Thanks to Beverly.]
Jaski didn't come to school today ):
I GOT 6/7 FOR MY HISTORY TEST! :D
I got full marks for my Ris Low reflection 8D
Ciao

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